01.01.2006

Nothing (second story)

You know, there is Nothing in my home. You know it ate me, right?  So now I tell you about another thing the Nothing does.  I was in his tummy and I saw many rubbish.  I couldn't see where we were going but I knew the Nothing was taking me to a scary place.  It was true.  The Nothing spat me out and put me in a cage.  Luckily, I knew how to get out.  I got a screwdriver and unlocked the lock.  I escaped just in time.  Phew!!!!!!!!!

04.10.2005

Nothing

Today I saw a Nothing on the floor.  I caught it. I picked it up and put it in a cage.  The Nothing had many saliva on his nose.  He wore eye glasses with purple frames.  I saw him put bee's stink in his ear.  Then I looked at the Nothing and I let him out.  But he ate me!

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07.07.2005

Hebbi Planet [2]

When Atti came back from the snowstorm, she discovered there were tiny creatures crawling on Hebbi Planet. She flew back again and saw the Earth. Then she landed on Canada's rocky cliffs. She also found some of those creatures crawling on the rocks. Actually they were ants looking for food. Atti also found some ants in her pants. She found an old jar and decided to bring some back home to look after them. But she didn't know what to feed them. Then she saw one ant carrying a cheese puff. She decided to steal some from a gardener. Then she also put the cheese puffs in the jar so the ants wouldn't feel hungry when they got back to Hebbi Planet.

06.07.2005

Hebbi Planet [1]

Once upon a time, there was a planet called Hebbi. On the planet lived an alien called Atti. Atti loved planting trees but the planet was too small. So she decided to go to another planet to live. She got on her spaceship and flew off. There was a big snowstorm. She could hardly see clearly, so she flew back to Hebbi planet.

03.07.2005

The Cockroach who had a Headache [3]

Now, Lucy just wanted to help the police.  The other cockroaches were angry with Lucy and came to challenge her.  But Lucy used her magical powers and lifted the cockroaches in the air and banged them on the floor.  The other cockroaches who wanted to beat Lucy were terrified and never seen again.  Lucy was very happy to have no more cockroaches in the town.  The END.

29.06.2005

Winter Melon!

When I ate the winter melon in my soup today, I felt like it was winter because it was just raining and the air-conditioner was on. Then I started daydreaming about playing in the snow and building a snow man with my friends.

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26.06.2005

The Cockroach who had a headache [2]

Now, the cockroach was in bed thinking what he had done. Suddenly a girl called Lucy was peeping in his window. He was not scared. But when he found out she had special powers and could burn up a little monster, he was scared. So he flew up again and wanted to escape. But Lucy flew up and caught him down. She wanted to burn him and she did.

25.06.2005

The Cockroach who had a headache [1]

Once upon a time, there was a cockroach which was passing by a farm. The farm was very smelly and the cockroach liked it. Then suddenly there was a thunderstorm. The cockroach was struck by lightning on his wings. Then suddenly the air pushed him up and up. He landed on a sticky cloud. he said, 'I like it. I like it.' But actually it was a cockroach trap. The cockroach then discovered he had powers. He could put people in the thunderstorm and make them wet. The cockroach snatched a rock and threw it to destroy the city. But the rock flew back and hit him on the head. He had a headache and he was never mean again.

21.06.2005

The Prince and the crocodile who lived in a dirty pond

Once upon a time in a faraway land, there lived a clean prince who had a dirty pet crocodile. He hated his crocodile but he didn't know where to put him. So he just put the crocodile in a very dirty pond. He fed the crocodile some bread and cereal. As the crocodile grew larger, the pond was too small for him. So one night, he crept into the castle and found a bed that was very dirty. He hid under the bed until morning came. When the prince came to feed the crocodile, he slipped and fell into the pond. The crocodile was very happy because he didn't need to eat cereal and bread anymore. When the prince came out of the pond, he was exhausted. So the king and queen decided that they could not have a crocodile at their home. So they sent the crocodile to the ocean and the crocodile lived there forever.

20.06.2005

The flower, the grass, and the gardener [2]

The grass was happy because the flower was gone. But when he found out the gardener was a witch, he was surprised! Then suddenly, he felt a big hand grab him out of his soil, he was shocked. The witch wanted to put the grass in her potion, but the grass grabbed some rocks and put them in the potion. The potion splashed on the witch's face. The witch melted and the house burned. But just in time, the grass went back to his soil and lived happily ever after.

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