Mermaid Yuching

Manhood

Romeo;

where

art

thou

last

night?

Fun

with

prostitutes?

Here

comes

Nurse---

pleasing

teasing

- By Bessie Ng, Yau Yuching, Kristy Ho and Leslie Hui

You'd think that the story's finished, didn't you? Well, it isn't, and this is the third part:

 When I got out from the cage, I still wasn't safe. I found out that I was trapped in a cave. The cave was smelly with the smell of moldy blue cheese, vomit, poo, wee, and rotten eggs all mixed together. The floor was covered with layers and layers of dirty, smell, tattered, clothes, and the walls were coated with mucus, slime, and some weird thing that glowed. It was totally disgusting. I vomited twice on the floor then waded through the sea of clothing and finally reached the door. When I was escaping from the cage, from the moment I got the screwdriver and started working on the lock, I knew that the Nothing was totally stupid. He was dumb enough to leave a screwdriver, a hammer, and some other tools for me. So when I pushed the slimy door, I expected it to open. It did. BUT JUST BEFORE I TOOK A STEP THAT MEANT FREEDOM...

 FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME IN NOTHING (FOURTH PART)...

You know, there is Nothing in my home. You know it ate me, right?  So now I tell you about another thing the Nothing does.  I was in his tummy and I saw many rubbish.  I couldn't see where we were going but I knew the Nothing was taking me to a scary place.  It was true.  The Nothing spat me out and put me in a cage.  Luckily, I knew how to get out.  I got a screwdriver and unlocked the lock.  I escaped just in time.  Phew!!!!!!!!!

Today I saw a Nothing on the floor.  I caught it. I picked it up and put it in a cage.  The Nothing had many saliva on his nose.  He wore eye glasses with purple frames.  I saw him put bee's stink in his ear.  Then I looked at the Nothing and I let him out.  But he ate me!

On Saturday, I had a Kung-fu examination.  I had to do a set of kung-fu moves called ‘八大馬’.  I felt a little bit excited because it was the first time I had had an examination.

When Atti came back from the snowstorm, she discovered there were tiny creatures crawling on Hebbi Planet. She flew back again and saw the Earth. Then she landed on Canada's rocky cliffs. She also found some of those creatures crawling on the rocks. Actually they were ants looking for food. Atti also found some ants in her pants. She found an old jar and decided to bring some back home to look after them. But she didn't know what to feed them. Then she saw one ant carrying a cheese puff. She decided to steal some from a gardener. Then she also put the cheese puffs in the jar so the ants wouldn't feel hungry when they got back to Hebbi Planet.

Once upon a time, there was a planet called Hebbi. On the planet lived an alien called Atti. Atti loved planting trees but the planet was too small. So she decided to go to another planet to live. She got on her spaceship and flew off. There was a big snowstorm. She could hardly see clearly, so she flew back to Hebbi planet.

When I ate the winter melon in my soup today, I felt like it was winter because it was just raining and the air-conditioner was on. Then I started daydreaming about playing in the snow and building a snow man with my friends.

Now, the cockroach was in bed thinking what he had done. Suddenly a girl called Lucy was peeping in his window. He was not scared. But when he found out she had special powers and could burn up a little monster, he was scared. So he flew up again and wanted to escape. But Lucy flew up and caught him down. She wanted to burn him and she did.